Recent content by MilkCrack

Your honour, I would like to request a 24-hour extension.

Standing Orders for the FOURTH Parliament 1) Quorum a) 50% of all Parliamentary seats should be filled for Parliament to function. i) Any suspended members are counted as a filled seat, even though they are barred from taking part in a vote. ii) Any empty seats due to...

OPENING STATEMENT I respectfully ask Your Honour to fully consider and rule on these arguments. I have done my best to address the points raised, and while Your Honour accused me of testifying, I hope my arguments will still be considered. I am uncertain whether I am even permitted to make...

FINAL MOTION TO RECONSIDER Your honour, It's not a secret I disagree fundamentally, with these proceedings. I have clearly outlined my arguments in my answer to the complaint, and motion to dismiss and your Honour has ignored them. Instead, your honour has chosen to strike them for 'Hearsay'...

MOTION FOR RECONSIDERATION Your honour, I am being held in contempt of court for 'failing to respond'. You yourself have previously warned me for making statements when I was not asked to respond. The plaintiff has made a motion to amend my complaint, to strike something from the arguments I...

CLOSING STATEMENTS Your Honour, The state acknowledges the disorder in this case, partly due to an overburdened department. However, the plaintiff’s lack of clarity and evidence has been equally detrimental. The reason this case was allowed to continue was that the plaintiff would prove that...

MOTION FOR SANCTION Your Honor, It is critical to distinguish between myself and the government in this matter. While I have chosen to assist in defending the government's legal position due to limited government resources, this does not merge my identity with that of the government. We remain...

Expedited hearing. It's clear that the court has no interest in protecting the parliament from frivolous, politically motivated lawsuits that lack standing. As such the parliament has been forced to devote significant resources, to its defence in court. Spending dire time and resources that...

Your Honour, I would like to apologise and we are willing to pay a reasonable fine. I did not get a notification, that your honour has posted a reply. However, I must emphasize the immense workload faced by the Government Legal Team due to cases of this nature. That's why I would like to ask to...

Your honour, I would contend that 24 hours is not a reasonable deadline. However, I do thank the court for allowing us to submit the following evidence. Attachment 1-3 evidence is taken from the case Azalea Isles v. Galavance (2025) CR 03 which this case is about as well. Attachment 4 is...

Your Honour, my understanding is that the standard deadline is 48 hours. Assumingly in an attempt to speed up the trial, you have already denied the defence the opportunity to present an answer to the complaint moving straight to opening statements after the motion to dismiss. Disallowing us...

Your honour, I am a bit confused now about the defendants of this case. It's my understanding, that the amendment to the complaint targeted the government specifically leaving out Milkcrack as a private individual by leaving them out of the prayer for relief. However, they still intend to prove...

Your honour, we reject the expedited hearing. Motion to Dismiss The defendant respectfully moves this Court to dismiss the plaintiff’s complaint on the grounds that the plaintiff lacks standing to bring this action and the court lacks subject matter jurisdiction to rule on this issue. Lack of...

Your honour, the plaintiff has failed to respond prior to the deadline. I move that we continue with questioning the witness for the defence.

Motion to Dismiss Representing myself Your Honour, According to the Constitution of the Azalea Isles, this court lacks subject matter jurisdiction over the plaintiff's complaint. The Constitution explicitly defines civil trials as disputes between two parties: "The courts shall be...