Bill: Proposed Resolution Enactment Act

[LilDigiVert]

A
BILL
TO
Fix a Mistake in the Pending Resolutions Act​

Preamble: I forgot to copy/paste the last line from the Google doc. There currently isn’t an enactment date on the Resolutions Act.

1. Short Title
(a) This bill shall be referred to as the “Resolutions Enactment Act" or “Digi Moron Act”
(b) This bill is authored by Lil Digi.

2. Self Destruction Clause
(a) This bill shall only go into effect if the Resolutions Act proposed by Lil Digi on Saturday, April 25th, 2026 passes parliamentary vote.
(b) If the Resolutions Act fails a parliamentary vote, this Act is null and void.

3. Amending the Resolutions Act (if passed)

(a) The following line shall be added to the end of the Resolutions Act, in alignment with the Bill Template.
Enactment: This Act comes into force immediately upon passage.

Spoiler: Digi Raps

When a good thing goes bad it's not the end of the world
It's just the end of a world, that you had with one girl
And she's the reason it happened, but she's overreacting
And it's all because she don't want things to change
So cry if you need to, but I can't stay to watch you
That's the wrong thing to do
Touch if you need to, but I can't stay to hold you
That's the wrong thing to do
Talk if you need to, but I can't stay to hear you
That's the wrong thing to do
'Cause you'll say you love me, and I'll end up lying
And say I love you too
But I need someone different
You know it, oh-ho, you know it
Oh-ho, you know it, we both know it
I need someone different
You know it, oh-ho, you know it
Oh-ho, you know it, we both know it
Something's been missing
You know it, oh-ho, she knows it
Oh-ho, I know it, we all know it
I need someone different (oh-ho, oh-ho)
We live in a generation of, not being in love, and not being together
But we sure make it feel like we're together
'Cause we're scared to see each other with somebody else
So cry if you need to, but I can't stay to watch you
That's the wrong thing to do
Touch if you need to, but I can't stay to hold you
That's the wrong thing to do, oh (oh)
Talk if you need to, but I can't stay to hear you
That's the wrong thing to do
'Cause you'll say you love me, and I'll end up lying
And say I love you too
But I need someone different
You know it, oh-ho, you know it
Oh-ho, you know it, we both know it
I need someone different
You know it, oh-ho, you know it
Oh-ho, you know it, we both know it
Something's been missing
You know it, oh-ho, she knows it
Oh-ho, I know it, we all know it
I need someone different (oh-ho, oh-ho)